Get to know us!
Students and instructors alike have wondered about the unidentified technical writers that answer student emails and help students to craft awesome repair guides. Are they robots? Elves? Highly trained marmosets? At great personal peril, we broke into the classified personnel files to find you some answers. We hope these details help provide some insight into our technical writing staff, as our security clearance has probably been revoked.
Code Name: Miss Direction
Superpower: Card-carrying member of the Black Gold Cooperative Library System
Arch nemesis: Bananas
Favorite Guide: Nexus Q teardown!
“I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the Cosmic Fish that I am definitely from outer space.”
Code Name: Duke Skywacker
Superpower: I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
Arch nemesis: Database Errors, Oompa Loompas
Favorite Guide: Lightsaber teardown!
“Kids these days!”
Code Name: Photobomb
Superpower: Thrift Shopping
Arch nemesis: The Quaker Oats Man
Favorite Guide: MacBook Pro 13” Retina Display Late 2012 because kittens!
“Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opatamus?”
Code Name: Funshine Bear
Superpower: Automotive Translocation
Arch nemesis: Low Blood Sugar
Favorite Guide: HTC One M9 Teardown
“If I were to throw you in a shipping container…”
Code Name: Martypants
Superpower: Classy chromatic socks
Arch Nemesis: Ennui
Favorite Guide: Bike Maintenance
“Living breathing email.”
Code Name: Pethagorous
Arch Nemesis: Cilantro
Favorite Guide: R-R-Roomba!
“Yup! Sure! Sounds good! Cool! Thanks!”
Code Name: Souper Woman
Superpower: Jalapeno poppin’
Arch Nemesis: Irony and cats (which are basically the same thing)
Favorite Guide: Fitbit Flex Teardown
“Oh, I know how to do that.”
Code Name: Snark Trek
Superpower: Carpool Karaoke
Arch Nemesis: Slovenliness
Favorite Guide: Honeytone N-10 Mini Amp Speaker Replacement
“I don’t make mistakes—just experiences for you to learn from.”